Friday, September 17, 2004
Not so great Pick-Up Lines
"Tell ya what, when your ready to lose the zero, and get with the hero. I will be over there."
"What are you talking about, that's your boyfriend, that guy is queerer than a 3 dollar bill. When your tired of ass-play with toys, and just feel like getting drilled, call me."
"I know your saying to get lost, but your eyes are telling me that you want to be drilled like a Texas oil well"
"Well if you really wanted me to leave you alone, you wouldnt keep looking over at me now, would you."
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Tested and proven not to work!
I know that there are "better" pick up lines. Thats ok, because these are not just pick up lines that you read in a book. These are actual "pick up" lines I have actually used!
There may be funnier pick up lines, definately more clever ones, but I doubt that anyone ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY tried to use them. Trust me when I say I really did say these things, also in thinking that I was being (a) cute and (b)charming... Yeah. So in that futility emerged something that at least I found pretty funny.
...and oh yeah
They didnt work.
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