Friday, September 17, 2004

 
Not so great Pick-Up Lines

Tested and proven not to work!

  • "Tell ya what, when your ready to lose the zero, and get with the hero. I will be over there."

  • "What are you talking about, that's your boyfriend, that guy is queerer than a 3 dollar bill. When your tired of ass-play with toys, and just feel like getting drilled, call me."

  • "I know your saying to get lost, but your eyes are telling me that you want to be drilled like a Texas oil well"

  • "Well if you really wanted me to leave you alone, you wouldnt keep looking over at me now, would you."

    • I know that there are "better" pick up lines. Thats ok, because these are not just pick up lines that you read in a book. These are actual "pick up" lines I have actually used!

    There may be funnier pick up lines, definately more clever ones, but I doubt that anyone ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY tried to use them. Trust me when I say I really did say these things, also in thinking that I was being (a) cute and (b)charming... Yeah. So in that futility emerged something that at least I found pretty funny.

    ...and oh yeah

    They didnt work.

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